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Weirdest Pickup Lines Ever Heard – EVER!

1) "Do you have a bandaid? I scraped my knee falling for you." (puke puke)

2) "Wanna go see the side of the house?" (oh sweetie, I’ve already seen it)

3) This is my favorite..it takes the cake: "Yeah, I slept in a ditch once." Um, seriously, what am I supposed to do with that?

4) "Nice set!!" ‘ Nuff said.

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6 responses

  1. Tanya

    "Baby, you\’re so sweet, you put Hershey\’s outta business."

    January 9, 2007 at 3:48 pm

  2. Anic

    Could you please step away from the bar? You\’re melting all the ice.

    January 10, 2007 at 2:11 am

  3. Anic

    Hey, I\’m sure you\’ve heard every other chat-up line, so how about we just skip to the part where I buy you a drink?

    January 10, 2007 at 2:12 am

  4. sandy

    So…I just got some emails from a dude named "Jeremy Marr" who asked me to marry him. I have no idea who this fool is…just outta the blue get an email from him. So – here\’s the thing…if you\’re gonna be too juvenile to tell me who you are, how you know me or who you got my info from, don\’t bother effing emailing/messaging me. I don\’t have time for games. Dillhole!~Sandy

    January 12, 2007 at 4:02 pm

  5. sandy

    PS – If I don\’t know who you are there\’s CLEARLY a reason for it!

    January 12, 2007 at 4:06 pm

  6. sandy

    Here\’s one:

    "I love that dress. Can\’t wait to see what it looks like on my bedroom floor in the morning!"

    Does that line work on anybody? C\’mom!

    February 1, 2007 at 10:24 am

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