Where Are My Socks??
Each spring I pack up my socks…I roll them together and tuck the tops in and stuff them in my sock drawer. In late fall when the weather starts to cool and I can no longer get away with wearing flip flops or open toed shoes, I begin the task of looking for my socks. And each year I have the same outcome….no socks. Where the EFF are my socks? Does this happen to other people? Is there a sock conspiracy? Is there a bandit who sneaks in over the summer and rips me off of my footwear?
This morning I was digging around in the drawer, desperate for a pair of socks to cover my tootsies (partly to keep warm and partly to prevent my new boots from ending up smelling like a bag of moldy cheese) and…nuthin’! WTF? WHERE are my socks???
The only pair of decent socks I could find are my gym socks and I didn’t want to wear those. I came up with a (possibly) mis-matched pair of men’s socks and I I honestly don’t even know whose they are? (I’m assuming they belong to the man b/c sometimes I steal his…which them leaves the question: where are the socks I stole from him???).
I have no idea what’s going on with my socks but it looks like I’m going to have to purchase some new ones. And I think when Spring arrives next year and the warm weather warrants sockless feet I may hide tracking devices in the socks that are being stowed away for a few seasons.