The other night Jaws 2 was on tv so Blair and I were snuggled up, watching it. I love Jaws movies; I’ve seen them all dozens of times. They’re classics and never get old.
Just for a little refresher, Jaws 2 takes place in Amity several years after Chief Brody battles the big, beautiful sea-beast. The Brody kids have grown up a bit, and Michael is now a teenager and he and his friends are all about their sailboats.
The teens decide to take a sailing trip one day, only to be harassed by the shark; the shark causes a ruckus and the boats tip and spill and rip, so the teens tie their rafts together to stay as a group. But, of course, the shark continues to rip through seams and overturn here and there.
After a while of watching the shark keep up his antics and destroy the rafts the kids continue to struggle to make, I piped up “That shark’s a dick!”
Blair replied “Yep, it sure is.”
End of conversation.