So, yesterday my friends Steve & Jaime (fellow asshole) were returning from a 3 week vacation/cruise. Earlier in the week I’d sent Jaime an email with a link to a blog on choosing wolf sweaters which we both thought was hilarious because, I mean, come on, WOLF SWEATERS. Jaime replied from the Fort Lauderdale airport and I decided to post our lame-o conversation. (I’ve had to edit a bit because Jaime has a potty mouth.)
SandyLand: I saw this blog and LedOL. LOL. I knew you’d appreciate it. Something for us assholes to laugh at.
Jaime: Omg that was awesome….was he serious??? Cause sometimes it was hard to tell lol
SandyLand: I’m not sure but it was friggin’ hilarious. I thought of you instantly. Where ya at?
Jaime: Sitting in the Ft. Lauderdale airport sweating my ass off its so EFFing hot in here….not so much outside…..got my jogging pants rolled up like shorts, I’m lookin’ good
SandyLand: Lol. I DARE you to get up and start doing your shuffle dance across the floor. Those people are never going to see you again. 🙂
Jaime: Hahahaha….not when I don’t board till 11:25 I’m not. lol. I’m so hungry and there is nothing good here to eat and I don’t wanna pay the prices too
SandyLand: That sucks. I’m hungry too but I have food here. 🙂 Is stuff really expensive? Oh wait…you’re at the airport….OF COURSE it’s expensive.LOL.
Jaime: Yeah 3.50 for a muffin….I mean its big but not $3.50 big. lol they need some EFFin AC up in this bitch
SandyLand: LMAO!! You’re cracking me up. MAYBE if you break out that dance people will give you money. Put a hat or something down on the floor and say “Please, don’t be shy.” And then just rock out.
Jaime: that’s a good idea….I’m waiting for the pizza place to serve normal pizza not breakfast pizza….sick
SandyLand: Gross. Are there eggs on it? *barf* If you dance make sure Steve records.
Jaime: IF I dance it would have to be recorded lol and yeah it had egg and bacon or sausage I mean I love pizza(understatement) and even i wouldn’t eat it