My BFF/work-wife, Spanky is currently off on maternity leave. This girl and I met years ago when we began working together and we became instant friends. And, although we both had changed job locations, we maintained our friendship AND continued our lunchtime shenanigans all these years. And now we’re back to working together. ❤
And we have spent 10 years lunching together, walking thru Town, running the trails (training for races), running errands, or just sitting around stuffing our faces. But one thing has always maintained the same for us, wherever we were and whatever we were doing, you can bet we were laughing our heads off and having more fun than should be allowed. I have often said I bet people see us each day on our lunchtime ventures and are totally jealous of how much fun we’re having. In fact, one day, just a few years ago, while running an errand in one of the little shops in downtown, we had a good case of the giggles and could not stop laughing and an onlooker, a chef from one of the local restaurants had been watching us and said he thoroughly enjoyed watching us have so much fun. See…jealous.
But, when Spanky left to go off and have Baby Ruth I was saddened because I thought I was going to be alone for my lunch hours and, although I can go out and
have fun make my own fun any damn time I please, I always enjoy the company. And, just my luck, Spanky’s work replacement has also become my lunchtime replacement and Boo Boo and I are having tons of fun together.
We decided months ago, when there was still snow on the ground (which, let’s face it, this is Nova Scotia and that means it wasn’t that long ago that there was snow on the ground), that we were going to walk during our breaks. Actually, it wasn’t so much a decision as it was something that just happened one day and we haven’t stopped. It’s because of these lunchtime walks that I’m hitting my FitBit step goal way early in the day.
Boo Boo and I walk and laugh every day. We are having way too much fun and, just like Spanky and I did, we’re making our fun.
One day last week, while out on our roam, we stopped into the local grocery store. Boo Boo was checking out the watermelons and was intending on picking one up until I reminded her that she’d have to carry a watermelon through town, in 34 degree heat, and we still had a half hour to go on our break. She left the watermelon there. But, as we were in the checkout line, I noticed the guy in front of me was holding a watermelon. When he glanced around at us I said to him “Can you please take that back to work or wherever you’re going and pretend you’re Jennifer Grey in Dirty Dancing and announce “I CARRIED A WATERMELON”.
Boo Boo held her breath (because I’m a nut!) and the guy just looked at me for a few seconds like a deer caught in headlights and then the both of them cracked up. He said he had heard us talking by the watermelons as he was picking his out and realized that he would be the one carrying the watermelon thru town in 34 degree heat (with a long-sleeved knit sweater on, mind you) and he felt like a dummy but he wanted to do something nice for his co-workers.
The three of us a had a long-lasting chuckle and he kept the conversation going until he finished his purchase and had to leave us, although it seemed like he would have rather stayed with us (Boo Boo said he’s now the president of my fan club).
I’m very thankful to both these gals, Spanky and Boo Boo, because you make my work days a heckuvalot more entertaining. I soooooo look forward to Spanky’s return because I loooove her. And I’m keeping Boo Boo too, so we can be the workplace Three Musketeers or Three Amigos – which, with the shenanigans and oopsies, seems a lot more fitting.
I love my life.
Hmmm….another thought provoking question today. I’m not in the mood for something thought provoking.
I mean, I could forgive Dylan for cheating on Brenda with Kelly. And I could forgive CBS for cancelling Eastwick way too soon. And I could forgive Blair for eating my chocolate egg. And I could forgive Winston for chewing up the bathtub plug (and phone cord, and Christmas tree lights, and my hair….). I’m a very forgiving person. Steph tells me I’m too forgiving (but I forgive her for that). Remember what they say: To Err is Human; To Forgive is Divine. I thoroughly believe that.
****Let me just say this, tho….I may forgive but I never forget. (Insert malicious laughter here)****
Hmm….I guess the most difficult thin I’ve had to forgive is death. Lame? Maybe. It’s understandable that death occurs. But sometimes it is so painfully difficult to let go of someone that the pain turns to anger or personal hurt. Maybe the most difficult part is forgiving myself for feeling that way.
Weekdays – Get up, feed and water animal. Prepare for work. Go to work. Work. Have lunch with Angie Whoreface and Kritt. Leave work. Work out. (Monday = gym, Barre, Yoga / Thursday = gym, Zumba, yoga – every other day is either gym, run or home workout). Some evenings (depends on his work schedule) I am shacked up with Blair, the other evenings I am home (quality time with animal). Sleep.
Weekends – Get up, workout, prepare for the day. Run errands (aka run the roads). Visit friends/family. Head to Blair’s. Dilly-dally. Prepare dinner and hang out. Sleep.
This week is BIRTHDAY WEEK so there will be lots of running around and whatnot. I am spoiled and I also like to spoil myself. I’m not above that.
1) I got so much accomplished today. I’ve been wanting to clean my car (inside and out) for a while now and things just kept coming up. So I got at ‘er this morning and it’s finito. I also spent a lot of time cleaning my house today. Yay!!!
2) The night is still young. I’m gonna sit back and have a glass of wine – which should be interesting since I haven’t had a thing to eat in 8 hours (I was busy – see #1), work on my fall decorating, make some energy bars and likely grab some real dinner.
3) I got to see many people I love this weekend: Blair, my nephews, my brother (DON’T tell him I said I love him), my sister in law, my parents, Amy Whoreface (and her mini me), some other family members/friends….and Winston! 🙂
4) Blair and I have been invited – AND ARE ACTUALLY GOING – to a Halloween party. I’m super excited. We get invited to things like this all the time but it’s rare that we get to go….usually work or life comes up. So, in addition, I get to come up with great Halloween costumes (I’m also open to suggestions).
5) The weather. This morning was hot and humid, even early. When I left for the gym at 9am it was already kind of icky but as the day went on it got breezy and the sky has slowly darkened and right now it’s beautiful and it feels like I should be sitting in New Orleans preparing for some eerie Southern storm.
So the other day I posted about laughing at someone else’s misfortune. Well, even tho it was years ago (I’m sure Karma got me then), I’m thinking that since I shared that laugh with you recently, the karma bug has come back around.
Today while out on my lunch break with Angie Whoreface, we were strolling thru Town and suddenly……I fell. Mid-day, downtown, lots of traffic and people walking. Plus…buildings have windows.
I’m not 100% sure what happened but as I was falling I became aware that my dress might fly up exposing my ass to the world whilst I lay on the ground so I grabbed both sides quickly to hold it down and I proceeded to just fall onto my knees and then forward onto my hands. Boom.
Angie came to my rescue quickly asking me if I was okay (I was laughing hysterically) and offering me her hand. Keeping my head down, I asked her “are people staring??” While still on the ground, and traffic flowing nicely, a man in a truck pulled up and yelled out asking me if I was okay. I replied yes…to which he shouted “I got it on video….” and sped away. (I’m assuming he was joking.)
Angie helped me up and I continued to hold on to her hand for quite a few steps as we continued on to our destination, laughing all the way.
When I got back to the office I received a text from Blair’s sister-in-law saying “I think I just saw you fall. Are you okay?” After a mild chit chat she said ” If I do say so you were very graceful in your fall.” Ah, success. *face palm*
Day 2 of the 30 Day Blog Challenge is resonating with me, as my birthday is right around the corner.
My Biggest Fear About Growing Old is the possibility that I may never get everything I want out of life. Don’t get me wrong, my life is grand and I’m pretty excited about it but there are certain milestones I’d like to pass. There are decisions to be made and things to think about. Right now I’m still living the good life but sometimes I feel like time is running out to have it all.